a new year
2005-01-14 - 9:09 p.m.
Conclusion, and a New Beginning
2004-11-06 - 1:54 p.m.
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2004-09-01 - 6:19 p.m.
midnight
2004-08-23 - 5:24 p.m.
where I went, and where I'm going
2004-07-27 - 8:05 a.m.
with apologies to weetabix:
Dear Mr. Personal Trainer Bobby:
OW.
Sorely yours,
--Athena
Dear MTV:
"Accident" my ass. Contrary to popular belief, women don't USUALLY go around wearing spangly pasties around underneath their leather bustiers.
Just sayin'.
Thanks,
--Athena
Dear Justin Timberlake:
Unless you mean "I intended to tear off all her clothes (as per the song), but the Velcro was being really ornery", I'm not buying "costume malfunction." Sorry.
--Athena
Dear Advertisers:
You suck.
--Athena
PS: No, seriously. I was more engaged by the FOOTBALL than your $4.6 million dollars a minute of CRAP.
Dear Reality TV People:
Please stop making such watchable trash. You're keeping me from doing more constructive things, like eating and playing video games.
Thanks much,
--Athena